yuffie

[undread]

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week 7; saturday

[undread]

[one last visit back to the haunted house for the night? i don't know if it's too stinked up from horny teen boys, but let's reclaim it.]

It seems like we won, didn't we?

[mogger]

[ it's clean now kicks them out ]

[ sheep yuffie baas in agreement. she doesn't have to stay a sheep for long... up to you ]

[undread]

[oh help. well now she looks insane for talking to a sheep. she pats eweffie on the fluffy head.]

Oh, I can get you out of that. But maybe I should take some of your wool so I can use it for my crafts!

[mogger]

[ honestly is that even weird for here anymore? eweffie gets up on his hind hooves to paw at laudna pleadingly. ]

[ FREE HER ]

[undread]

[his? eweffie is a boy lamb?]

[mogger]

[ HELP ]

[ she's genderfluid, back to being a girl now ]

[ anyway pay attention to her. baa baa baa baa ]

[undread]

Alright. This may sting a bit.

[okay so how polymorph works is you get the sheep's statblock and the sheep has like 5 hp and if you take more than 5 hp damage then you're knocked out of polymorph and take any overflow damage in your human form.

so she gives her a very, very gentle little eldritch blast and kills the sheep!]

1/2

[mogger]

[ HELP, BAAS IN ALARM]

[mogger]

[ oh ]

Ow!!! What the hell!

[ it probably didn't actually hurt ]

[undread]

[yeah i rolled for damage and it was like exactly 5 so at most it was a little sting.]

Sorry! I don't have dispel magic...

[mogger]

[ i figured... yuffie just being dramatique ]

I'll forgive you once, because--- you were such a freaking badass, Laudna! No wonder they took your powers away!

[ so cool. vibes are *A* too ]

[undread]

[awww, hehe.]

As were you! Quite a formidable ally.

[mogger]

We're a real powerhouse duo, huh? Brains, brawn, and beauty!

[ where's the brawn.... ]

I wonder what's gonna become of the cult. [ without laudna to lead them... ]

[undread]

I think most of them are dead... the stragglers hopefully won't try again.

[mogger]

I wish I could hunt 'em down, but.... I've got my own problems to deal with.

[ maybe hell's belle (laudna) and friends will have time... ]

[undread]

I understand.

[and they do not have time, no.]

But when you're free, I hope you'll come visit me.

[mogger]

I want to!

[ she is going to miss laudna so much aaah ]

What are you going back to?