[you fucks as though alli wants any part in this.]
No issues at all. Poor Pâté lost all of his organs and other such soft parts a long time ago, I'm afraid. It would be a chaste romance, physically speaking. Though what might happen in the realm of magic and dreams, I could not predict.
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[ i hope laudna did the cockney accent for their sexy roleplay times ]
Well, I bet those crows are super powerful. Pâté can seduce them.
[ but listen yuffie doesn't care who Pâté has to sleep with to get her materia :/ go be a slut, Pâté. ]
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Between you and me, Pâté already has a bit of a crush on someone here.
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[ yuffie lowers her voice conspiringly ]
Is it one of those crows?
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It's another familiar... Tara. [gale's cat.] She made quite an impression.
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Really? A cat? I think there might be some issues with that.....
[ she does not want to think of the logistics of this. especially with laudna being a ventriloquist ]
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No issues at all. Poor Pâté lost all of his organs and other such soft parts a long time ago, I'm afraid. It would be a chaste romance, physically speaking. Though what might happen in the realm of magic and dreams, I could not predict.
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[ also........ she's coming to around to the comedy on this, unfortunately ]
Pâté can come on pretty strong. You should tell him to tone it down a bit if he's going to try to woo her.
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This is true, I'm afraid. Tara is a proper lady. He has to be respectful.
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Maybe we should give him a little makeover. Oh! Perhaps Kate could give him lessons on what a proper lady likes.
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... What kind of makeover?
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[ yuffie,,,, ]
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