yuffie

[undread]

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[undread]

No. But very few things are, are they?

[mogger]

[ shaking her head ]

It's gonna be a mess tomorrow.

[undread]

I think so, too.

[she sighs.]

The timing is poor, Yuffie. But I want to find my partner, before they're lost and the opportunity is lost. [not that she thinks yuffie will die, but the more people who know hers, the more opportunity she'll have to find out before that happens.] Would you exchange monsters with me?

[mogger]

To be honest.... I think the timing is gonna be crap no matter what, so.... [ takes a little breath ] Yeah, let's swap.

[undread]

Mine is the qilin. It allows me to swap the bodies of two people.

[mogger]

.....

Wait, wait, does that mean you---

[ despite everything she's kind of gasping and putting a hand over her mouth ]

Cloud and Pickles? That was you?

[ omg ]

[undread]

[rip pickles.]

I simply thought Pickles might enjoy being able to communicate.

[mogger]

And Astarion and Tara?

[ pfffttt ]

Laudna! You're too good!

[undread]

[hehe.]

I was thinking next week, Geto's worm is a prime candidate...

[mogger]

[ hehehehehe ]

[ well this has cheered yuffie up. because she is a horrible gremlin ]

Well, keep me in the loop. I wanna see.

But I'm a gargoyle. I have the power to pick any item around here and get a little information about it. I used it on that bible last week, but I haven't picked one yet this week. I was thinking about the temple or the tree with the carving.

[undread]

[good girl. sometimes it's better to smile and have fun than think of your complicated mess of emotions, it's fine.]

Interesting! What did you learn about the bible, dear?

[mogger]

[ as you do ]

[ nothing keeps her down for too long ]

Well, no leeches involved... as far as I could tell. But I think it's probably whatever religion the cult practices, because there were.... goat scriptures....

[undread]

Did you know my dear friend from home has a similar ability? It's called Grim Psychometry. He can look at an object and see the year, decades, centuries of his history. Anyway, I bring this up because the results are often brutally violent and depressing and he usually has to throw up afterward. So do be careful.

[mogger]

I don't think it's powerful enough for that.... but, uh, noted. I'll keep ya in the loop if I have to barf.

[undread]

Alright! Please do. And also tell me if you think of who should be a worm!

[mogger]

Gojo.

[ NO HESITATION WHATSOEVER ]

[undread]

[gasp!]

That's exactly who I was thinking!

[mogger]

That's because we're both geniuses.

[ horrible gremlins ]