flameguard: (i should not hath gotten drunk)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-09 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
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.... hello, Pâté....?
flameguard: rests in bed (I WILL DO IT i will ask liegelord)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-09 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ HE'S IMMEDIATELY CHARMED ]

Oh!! Pâté! [ HE GETS IT!!!!

rondo immediately leans down a little as if she is just talking to sweet pate and not to laudna doing the accent. very seriously: ]
You have nothing to worry about, good Pâté! I would never. My path is one of protecting those in need.
flameguard: (THANK YOU VERILY!!!!!)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-09 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I definitely mean it! So, if you're ever in need of assistance, I hope that you will allow me to come to you in a time of need, Pâté. And Miss Laudna, too!

[ he beams up at laudna as he says this, just oozing genuine from like every pore in his body, then straightens back up more properly. hehe. ]

So... you're looking for a friend for him? Do you think you'll find what you need in here?
flameguard: (LIEGELORD SAT NEXT TO ME)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-09 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ valid. maybe he's evil ]

Oh...! Can I help you look? [ this is going to end poorly probably but by god he'll try ] Is there a certain quality you're looking for...?
flameguard: or find his fluffy blanket (i worry if he is so cold)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-09 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ rondo knows nothing about matchmaking dead rats but he's gonna try. he nods along to this, putting on his most thoughtful face, hand to his chin. ]

Sort of like... opposites go together? That sort of thing. [ yeah... yeah! that makes sense... ] I see...
flameguard: (CLAYMORES!!!!!!!)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-09 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ !!!!! ]

Yes!! I agree, entirely. [ this is a wise and noble statement! about two dead rats. ] When we can bolster each other's strengths, and support each other's weaknesses...! And then, you can find out that you have things in common, after all, and you can bond over that!
flameguard: (doth thou hath to let it linger)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-09 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you would think that this would weird him out but he is like, weirdly chill about it. it's fine. he frowns a little worriedly at her though, gaze drifting to pate as if he is not a dead rat with a skull on his head... ]

...Well, hopefully a friend will help. [ nods!! optimism. ] And there are people here who will surely like to keep him company, too...? I would!
flameguard: (LIEGELORD SAT NEXT TO ME)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-09 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely!

[ it's not any weirder than literally anything he's seen in [redacted]. he's tight with pate now. we are BUDDIES. ]

And... if we can find what you need, then he'll have two new friends! That's a pretty good return, heh.
flameguard: rests in bed (I WILL DO IT i will ask liegelord)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-10 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, Miss Laudna! I'm pretty hard to offend.

[ he is made of rubber metaphorically so no spicy dead rats will stop him today!!! ]
flameguard: (simplest argument to refute)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-10 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Pâté...!

[ a like, fake, playful scolding tone up towards said rat: ] Are you really a bully...?
flameguard: (milord sent me on a quest)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-10 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hey, ]

...I'm not lonely...

[ D8 ]
flameguard: (they look back because thy)

[personal profile] flameguard 2024-06-10 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ uweh.. ]

I - [ well, okay, listen, he's not lonely, he's fine, but also, maybe he's been through some stuff lately, and what laudna says does make his very, very empathetic heart squeeze, so he huffs a little and takes a different tack. ]

.... thank you. [ a good boy. ] ... You're not lonely anymore, though, Miss Laudna?