camille

[undread]

Comments

[scrapdraught]

Rattling too many pots and pans?

[undread]

Yes. Or devouring people in the night. That sort of thing.

[scrapdraught]

[Well damn.]

Thank you for your service.

[undread]

Don't get me wrong. I'm not running around trying to perform a service. It just happens to be something I've encountered a few times. And once they tried to devour my landlady, and she was such a sweetheart, so I really didn't care for it.

[scrapdraught]

You're the first person I've met with a kind word for their landlord. But I get it. I don't know that I'd run a service either in your shoes.

[She raps her knuckles against the wall.]

What's your verdict here? Are we in danger? Or just going to be annoyed for a bit?

[undread]

Well. She's just a sweet old lady who rents a room, and never noticed I was dead in all the months we were there.

[so. a very nice landlord.]

...Some of us are in danger. Or at least, that's the intention. But I don't know what to make of all of it.