undread | Ashlyn

[ great. the blood tree! my favorite. ]

What's up?

[the blood tree! the blood tree.]

I'm a member of the cult. I came here to find out your secrets and betray you.

Oh, is that so?

[ she doesn't believe her but she's already sooo impatient about these effects. ]

But I've come to care about you!

[she seems so sincere.]

I'm not interested.

[ no, ]

You're not interested in my caring?

[this was platonic caring... so cruel...]

I just think you're a little too old for me.

[ or a lot, but she wants to be nice and let laudna down gently. ]

I'm - yes, I would agree!

[help.]

Okay.

[ now that that's settled: ]

If you were a member of the cult, you'd probably have a lot of good insider info, right?

Oh, yes. I have a ton of it!

Then let's hear it.

Famine and War both had crushes on the same cultist. They bickered over her, but she turned them both down.

Boring.

[noooooooo hurtful.]

What if Pesto and she became an item...?

Then congratulations to them...?