yuffie

[undread]

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[undread]

No, no. This is Pâté.

[she holds out a dead rat with a little bird skull sewn on his head and a pair of skeletal wings. and then she starts moving him around and does a silly exaggerated cockney voice for him.]

It's a pleasure to meet you, little missie.

[mogger]

Oh....

[ wow, okay, this is weird, but she does her best to try to play along ]

You too, Paté! Can ya fly with those?

[undread]

Sure can, miss!

[actually, Laudna will stop puppeting him and he'll start to flutter independently on those wings.]

[mogger]

---Wow! You really can! Go Paté!

[ just watching this....... ]

[undread]

By the way! He is a boy. But I wasn't able to preserve all of him from rotting away.

[mogger]

Ooh....

[ if he's still fluttering then yuffie is still cheering him on. despite him being a horrible patchwork thing of nightmares ]

How'd he get rotted?

[ also kind of indirectly asking how laudna got rotted (?), maybe ]

[undread]

The same way anything gets rotted, dear. Time.

[mogger]

Huh.

[ so they're kind of like the gi ]

Say, what were you doing before all of this?

[undread]

Shopping. Preparing for a little expedition.

[mogger]

Not too much different from what the Yuffie gang was doing....

[ cloud and aerith: the yuffie gang ]

It's funny how some people seem to have come straight out of a battle, and then other people, something totally normal!

[undread]

A little reprieve of normal in the middle of some very turbulent times.

[mogger]

You too, huh?

[ turbulent times... ]

[undread]

[nodding...]

I want to return so I can be sure no harm will come to anyone.

[mogger]

[ yuffie nods along with her, a bit exaggerated.... but she does look entirely serious ]

Were you fighting against something?

[undread]

[she nods.]

We got caught up in a conflict. A plot to change the world by destroying the gods. The people behind the plot are horrible, and somehow we've been swept up in all of it, even though I don't care much for the gods.

[mogger]

Destroying the gods, huh? I don't know how mere mortals are supposed to do that. Probably some power source that will let them level up or something....

You and your party members?

[ this isn't a jrpg, yuffie ]

[undread]

[it is d&d, though.]

...Yes. Our little band of adventurers. The Bell's Hells. Up against the forces who want to release a godeater imprisoned on the moon.

[mogger]

Bell's Hells? [ that's so cute ] I like that.

Okay, now you've lost me.... gods imprisoned on the moon? Who put them there?

[undread]

The godeater is the one imprisoned. And the gods put him there, so he wouldn't eat them.

[mogger]

Ohhh, okay! That makes sense.



[ does it ]

So does that mean you have to go to the moon too? Or is the plan to stop them before they even get there?

[undread]

I've been to the moon. I don't recommend it.

[mogger]

What's wrong with it?

[ she's not that invested in going to the moon bc she's not cid, but she is curious ]

[undread]

Everyone on it is rude and our friend died there.

[mogger]

Oh, that sucks.

I lost a friend on the team recently, too. It.... feeling helpless, it's the worst.

[undread]

[...yeah.]

It didn't need to happen. He didn't need to do that.