yuffie

[undread]

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week 0; sunday

[mogger]

Laudna, Laudna!

[ airplane running up to her and waving in such an exaggerated fashion ]

[undread]

[laudna looks slightly alarmed to have someone run at her like this. grabbing her hair and twisting it in her hand, a bit frozen in place.]

...What? What is it?

[mogger]

[ screeches to a halt right in front of her ]

[ and just says ]

Hi!

How's it going?

[ weirdo ]

[undread]

Um. It's not going very well.

[she'll just be blunt.]

I don't like the idea of them trying to sacrifice us.

[mogger]

Yeah, me neither.

[ to her credit, yuffie sobers up right away ]

And I don't know how much we can really rely on those guys, to be honest.

[undread]

I don't, either. They're part of it, after all.

[mogger]

And it's kiiiiiinda convenient that they just showed up now saying they wanted to help.... but not really wanting to actually cooperate with us.

[undread]

...Yes. That's what I was thinking, too. It's too convenient.

[she isn't actually sure what she means by this, she's just wary of trusting them for mostly illogical reasons.]

[mogger]

Someone told me that we have the most to gain by cooperating with them. It's true, but.... I dunno.

What do you think, Laudna?

[undread]

...I've been persuaded of the wisdom of "playing along." But remaining very cautious.

[mogger]

Honestly, I do think it's probably the best we can do right now. Even though it sucks.

[undread]

Yes. But we can't let our guard down, or we might be betrayed.

[mogger]

Oh, trust me, I'm not going through that again. If they try it....

[ punches the air!! fuck you air!! get it ] Ha!

[undread]

[punching the air...]

You should try punching them directly, or it won't work.

[mogger]

Oh, I will! I'm just demonstrating my moves for you. I wouldn't want to hit you by accident, my punches are really strong.

[ she wouldn't want to accidentally ko laudna week 0 okok ]

[undread]

Is that how you fight? Punching people?

[mogger]

Oh, lots of other ways! I've got my shuriken, and my ninjutsu, and of course... materia!

.... But lemme guess... you don't know what materia is.

[undread]

I don't. It sounds like it must be some type of material.

[mogger]

It's only the most beautiful thing in the world!

Beautiful, fantastic materia! Lets you cast powerful spells and use special abilities! Oh, my precious materia, how I yearn for you...

[ this explains almost nothing ]

[undread]

Oh... precious materia!

[she has no idea what it is, but she wants it, too.]

Can I tell you a secret? I might know how to get it.

[mogger]

[ only if she's in yuffie's party ]

--- Tell, tell!

[ please ]

[undread]

Well. Once, Páté had a little girlfriend named Sashimi. And I put them in my dollhouse for the night, and when I woke up, they were doing roleplay together. So naughty! And Sashimi had laid an egg - a very magical and powerful feywild shard. But the truth is, Sashimi was just a little wooden doll I bought - she wasn't powerful at all.

So perhaps Pâté could even make materia if he managed to seduce someone more powerful.

[mogger]

[ help ]

[ i hope laudna did the cockney accent for their sexy roleplay times ]

Well, I bet those crows are super powerful. Pâté can seduce them.

[ but listen yuffie doesn't care who Pâté has to sleep with to get her materia :/ go be a slut, Pâté. ]

[undread]

[well what actually happened is her friend moved them during the night and laudna was excited to think that they really were having kinky sex.]

Between you and me, Pâté already has a bit of a crush on someone here.

[mogger]

[ I love her so much ]

[ yuffie lowers her voice conspiringly ]

Is it one of those crows?